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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Cats
2. What is your weapon of choice? Blades or Hands
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? a knuckle-dragger
6. What is your pet peeve? undisciplined kids
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I keep grudges forever.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Shave
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? I have slept for 2 days straight.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? Oskar
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? because they are there!
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes (the knife one)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? three days ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? no alarm clock, only biological clock
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Chai
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? A large bottle of meade
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Helllllll No!
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Nope
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I prefer salty
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? Mmmmmm yes
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Hmm probably less than 30
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? A few million.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yes
4. Have you “done it”? Yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Nipples
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? Godiva Chocolatier
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Travel extensively
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 791
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Hold two college degrees.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Not Much!
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? speak a dozen languages.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I seldom come in 2nd.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Constantly
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Never needed to.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Prepared an incredibly good gourmet meal from scratch.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Diego’s tenacity.
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with? I would not let those untrained monkeys in my yard.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? nobody
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Patience
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Gluttony (in a hedonistic way)
The Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Wiccan
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Both
4. Do you believe in magic? yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? I do not break promises
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Only in rehearsing them.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Except for a Greencard
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? receiving a Greencard
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? I am a realist
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No
6. Do you gamble? No
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Yes
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? womens rights, religious tolerance, and the right for stupidity to exhibit fatalities
2. What causes have you given money or time to? whats the point of bragging on volunteer work.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? nope
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? yes
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yes.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes.
7. What’s the greatest extent you’ve gone to help a friend in need? given them a place to stay
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? fear is the mind killer
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Wolverine – Because at the core we all are violent animals.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? For some people yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Neither
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Nope
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I am a leader who is capable of following
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? It depends.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? All for it, Earths population could use some thinning.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Prostitution, Pornography, Free Medical.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Of course
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Anna Nicole Smith
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Nope
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Sleeping
3. Are you addicted to anything? Nothing
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Nope.
5. What’s your preferred method of paying for things? Visa debit card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn’t let yourself do? Get up this morning to early.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? me
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yes.
3. Do you take advice when it’s given? goes by the quality of the advice and the advisor
4. What area are you wisest in? in plethora of subjects
5. Do you drive defensively? I do not drive
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Of course
7. What did you learn today? how ugly Janet Jacksons boobs are, and how funny William Hung is.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Justice
